He’s Back!

Donald J. Trump has resoundingly defeated Kamala Harris to become the 47th President of the United States in what honest historians will likely consider the most historic presidential election in American history.

Yesterday’s election was a redux of 2016, a sharp rebuke of the Deep State’s unpopular economic policies, wokeism, open borders, and criminal warmongering that left the nation teetering on bankruptcy and citizens struggling to afford groceries and gas. Trump’s win was a referendum on all things Deep State.

The decisive moment came when Trump won North Carolina, where the Deep State tried cheating its way to victory, at 11:19 p.m. (ET). The mood at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago headquarters in West Palm Beach switched from cautious optimism to jubilance, while sore looser Kamala Harris, who refused to concede last night and instead told supporters she would issue a statement Wednesday morning, vanished from sight like a phantom.

Trump’s wins came fast and furiously as MAGA voters demolished the Democrat’s so-called “Blue Wall” bulwark with astonishing alacrity; Trump cruised to victory in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and also flipped battleground states that nearly every fake poll predicted Harris would win.

Notably, Trump’s resurrection saw fruition despite the Deep State’s covert efforts to steal the election as it had done successfully in 2020.

A source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News that White Hats, Red Hats, and civilian volunteers thwarted 27 instances of election fraud across nine states, including destroying trucks holding “tens of thousands” of fraudulent mail-in ballots in North Carolina, Georgia, and Pennsylvania and “remotely disabling” voting machines flipping ballots in Arizona, Nevada, and Wisconsin.

“This time we had the intelligence and manpower to prevent a repeat of 2020,” our source said, adding the White/Red Hat coalition also arrested over 200 election officials suspected of tampering with voting machines and suppressing Republican votes.

“This was our Normandy,” he said allegorically. “Fortunately, good intelligence meant we didn’t have to have a blood bath in the streets. Like Trump, we’re grateful a record number of patriots came out to vote; it made our job easier. The election’s in the bag, but the war isn’t over.”

General Smith, he added, made a congratulatory phone call to President Trump moments before his victory speech.

“…Your work isn’t done,” President Trump told him.

“JAG still has hundreds of thousands of sealed indictments, and we’re praying we can speed up the mission now. Make no mistake, the intelligence agencies aren’t happy this morning. If President Trump dismantles and defunds them, our job gets easier,” our source said.